“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
(via waiting4thetardis)
I mean, when it comes to dolla bills it dont hurt to try.
(via eternal-optimism)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
(via jack-lyn)
(via notadamncheese)
THAT CAN’T TEXT OBAMA THING IS REAL
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
(via superjambowties)
i just want a boy to like meno not that one
(via superjambowties)
Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”
(via ricekripkes)
Beloved cartoonist Lynda Barry is teaching a university-level course on doodling and neuroscience that you can audit remotely for free. She’s posting the weekly assignments on her Tumblr – this is the first one.
I’ve found my not-quite-a-MOOC.
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(via sherlocks-apiary)
My bag from a visit to the Alice shop in Oxford: a testament to Alice’s lingering presence throughout. The store is completely dedicated to Alice adaptations, art, and strange things.
(via oxforddiary)